January 19, 2011
Most of my Gentle Readers are the tweedy yet stylish without trying too hard, intellectual, Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle expert, bleeding heart liberal, East Coast bourgeois bon vivants such as yourself. I hate to shatter that myth so early in the morning, but our readership extends beyond those narrow generalizations. We had a communication from Sake and Tsunami, the handsome Siamese cats who are pictured in today's Fine Art Daily. Sake and Tsunami read Fine Art Daily, with Kate Middleton's cousin. And they weigh in that perhaps Hoover and Roxanne are not being treated well. That certainly we should be feeding them not stinky winky tins of cat food, but some nice stone crabs. Although Kate's cousin is swift to assure me that this was a high holy day when Sake and Tsunami were chowing down on stone crab, and that the crabs were prepared at home, not take out from the world famous Joe's Stone Crab emporium. Hoover and Roxanne no longer feel pampered.